i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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