im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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