My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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