No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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