what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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