I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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