u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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