He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
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