dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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