I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
