windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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