It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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