Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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