I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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