so that wasnt chicken after all
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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