You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
