did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
A+ Viking dick
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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