it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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