Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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