I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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