If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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