and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
