She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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