That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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