why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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