the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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