Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My bed smells like the plague
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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