Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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