Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I think I am morally bankrupt
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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