is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
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