I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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