hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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