he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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