I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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