I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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