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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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