You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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