omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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