Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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