And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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