why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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