why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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