when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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