I want you more than these girls want KFC
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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