Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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