butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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