dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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