Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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