I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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