ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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