When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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