kristin has been a bad kristin
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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